Tag: batman

Holy Thanksgiving, Batman! Do you think it wise to name the Wayne estate in Turkey, Batman?

Alfred: Master Robin, are you speaking double-talk?

Robin: No Alfred, the bat-computer just fixed the coordinates of Batman in Turkey.

Alfred: But Robin, he is right here in the batcave.

Batman: Yes, I’m afraid Alfred, that Robin has a point. I fear it is too late to change it now. Make arrangements for us to fly to Turkey to divest of the Wayne estate.

Alfred: Are you sure you want to miss the lept Like A Blog social media marketing class?

Robin: Holy bat-tweets, Alfred, we can’t miss that.

Batman: Quite right Robin, we’ll have to wait until after the class.

Robin: It will be over by Thanksgiving.

Alfred: I’ll make the arrangments for then.

Batman: We can have our Thanksgiving turkey in Turkey.

Alfred: I wish you gentlemen could speak without double-talk.

Announcer: Will Robin have cranberry sauce with his turkey in Turkey?

Will Batman remain Batman or will Batman leave Batman to be called Wishbone?

Is this a trap by the Joker to lure Batman from the Batcave? Stay tuned next week, same bat-time, same bat-channel to find out. In the meantime join Batman and Robin and attend the next social media marketing class, set your bat-calendar to November 15 at 5-7pm. Click here to send a quick enquiry.

Holy Blogging Bonfire, Batman! It’s another Blogging Council around the campfire!

BatChiefRobin: What are we going to do Batman? Blogging has become so popular they are setting up another Council!

Batman: Yes, Robin we underestimate the attraction of easy SEO and tribe marketing that blog engines can provide for small business and solopreneurs. Having a club where they practice only makes them stronger!

Robin: Holy Google search, Batman! How will we ever catch up?

Batman: You forget Robin we have the Bat-Computer on our side. Remember, the Bruce Wayne Foundation would be nowhere if it wasn’t for our social media marketing campaign.

Robin: Gosh Batman, you’re right. What would we have done if we had not taken that social media marketing class from lept Like A Blog?

Batman: Exactly right Robin, the Wayne Foundation is now secure and stable so we can continue our crimefighting. Let’s swoop in and greet the new council with open arms. Remember I am an honorary Chief. We’ll check in with our blood brother Chief Blogger and get the details of the new Council.

Robin: Maybe we should join to keep our marketing skills honed.

Batman: Good thinking, Robin. Make sure the Bat-top is loaded in the Batmobile. I see the first session is Tuesday, September 6 at 3:30 pm. Make sure Alfred gets it in the bat-calendar.

Robin: What should I tell Alfred about it?

Batman: Tell him to go to this batlink (Batman passes a QR code from his Batphone to Robin’s)

Announcer: Will Batman publish his post?

Will Robin comment?

Will Chief Blogger accept them into the new Council?

Stay tuned next week, same time, same bat channel. In the meantime you can check out the Tuesday Tribe Media Marketing Club by clicking here.

Holy Halley’s Comet Batman, it’s the Bat Signal Beacon

Narrator: On a seemingly quiet night in the seemingly quiet shadows…

Robin: Look, Batman! It’s the Bat Signal Beam!

Batman: Yes, Robin, something diabolical is at hand. The Commissioner knows we have our Social Media Marketing Framework in place. If he needs help he will tweet us.

Robin: But, Batman, we went through the class but remember? The Commissioner was called away. Maybe he doesn’t know how to tweet.

Batman: Robin, right you are, how did I overlook that. Whatever the situation, we must proceed cautiously! When we meet up with the commissioner again let’s make sure he signs up for the next series of classes from lept Like A Blog.

Robin: I’ll put the Twitter for Dummies in the bat belt just in case he needs a crash course.

Batman: Good thinking Robin, but the commissioner needs the full training course. We can’t have this kind of thing happen again. To the Batmobile!

Narrator: Will Batman and Robin fall into the trap of a sinister arch enemy? Will Robin donate his copy of Twitter for Dummies to the library? Will the commissioner sign up for this round of classes? Find out at next week’s classes at lept Like A Blog.

There are many options to choose from:

1. Mon/Wed class: meets at 9-11am, 8/22,8/24, 8/29, 8/31

2. Mon/Wed class: meets at 5-7pm, 8/22,8/24, 8/29, 8/31

3. Tues/Thur class: meets at 9-11am, 8/23, 8/25, 8/30, 9/1

4. Tues/Thur class: meets at 5-7pm, 8/30, 9/1, 9/6, 9/8/2012

 

Click here for quick email signup!

Holy Gatling Gun, Batman! That’s FAST! 4 weeks in 2!

“Yes, Robin. You can now take the Social Media Marketing Framework class from lept Like A Blog in two weeks instead of four!”

“Holy Overnight, Batman, does that mean we could have our Bat-blog and Bat-Twitter and Bat-Facebook set up before The Joker is released from prison?”

“Yes, Robin, at precisely the time when we need it the most we can visit the CyberWigwam and take two classes per week and be complete in 9 days!”

“I’ll start packing the bat-laptop”

“Yes, Robin, set your bat-calendar for Tuesday and Wednesday, 9-11am for July 19,20, 26,27. We’ll take the batmobile over to the CyberWigwam. Be sure to plug the coordinates into the Bat-navigator.

“You mean the GPS system, Batman?”

“Not technically, Robin, the bat-navigator includes our bat-sonar system in case we need to go underwater.”

Announcer:

“Will Robin get the coordinates right for the bat-navigator?” “Will Batman run out of bullets in his Gatling gun?” Find out at the next Social Media Bloggerfly class. Reserve your seat by Emailing Chief here or call 815-985-7075.

Holy Skype, Batman! Let’s use the Batphone!

 “Yes, Robin, good idea! With our specialized circuits from select telecom, we’ll be ringing in microseconds.”

“I especially like how they rigged up our theme song to play while you’re on hold”

“No time for that now, Robin, we have to get through!”

“Holy Hold Button! Any answer, Batman? Will we be able to get into the YouTube class?”

“Yes, Robin, we are in luck, thanks to our superior technology. I feel sorry for those less fortunate who may miss out on a grand opportunity to catch the next YouTube class starting this week (June 9).”

Announcer: “Will Robin be able to run the camera?” “Will Batman bring his collection of stuffed bats to make his YouTube video?” “Will Alfred get his finger caught in the clap board?” Find the answer to these and other bat-teries of questions at the next YouTube class starting June 9. No need for Skype or the batphone, you can just email your interest by clicking here.