Author: ChiefBlogger

Holy Gatling Gun, Batman! That’s FAST! 4 weeks in 2!

“Yes, Robin. You can now take the Social Media Marketing Framework class from lept Like A Blog in two weeks instead of four!”

“Holy Overnight, Batman, does that mean we could have our Bat-blog and Bat-Twitter and Bat-Facebook set up before The Joker is released from prison?”

“Yes, Robin, at precisely the time when we need it the most we can visit the CyberWigwam and take two classes per week and be complete in 9 days!”

“I’ll start packing the bat-laptop”

“Yes, Robin, set your bat-calendar for Tuesday and Wednesday, 9-11am for July 19,20, 26,27. We’ll take the batmobile over to the CyberWigwam. Be sure to plug the coordinates into the Bat-navigator.

“You mean the GPS system, Batman?”

“Not technically, Robin, the bat-navigator includes our bat-sonar system in case we need to go underwater.”

Announcer:

“Will Robin get the coordinates right for the bat-navigator?” “Will Batman run out of bullets in his Gatling gun?” Find out at the next Social Media Bloggerfly class. Reserve your seat by Emailing Chief here or call 815-985-7075.

Holy Skype, Batman! Let’s use the Batphone!

 “Yes, Robin, good idea! With our specialized circuits from select telecom, we’ll be ringing in microseconds.”

“I especially like how they rigged up our theme song to play while you’re on hold”

“No time for that now, Robin, we have to get through!”

“Holy Hold Button! Any answer, Batman? Will we be able to get into the YouTube class?”

“Yes, Robin, we are in luck, thanks to our superior technology. I feel sorry for those less fortunate who may miss out on a grand opportunity to catch the next YouTube class starting this week (June 9).”

Announcer: “Will Robin be able to run the camera?” “Will Batman bring his collection of stuffed bats to make his YouTube video?” “Will Alfred get his finger caught in the clap board?” Find the answer to these and other bat-teries of questions at the next YouTube class starting June 9. No need for Skype or the batphone, you can just email your interest by clicking here.

It went so fast!

 In case you missed the series of classes starting this week. Don’t fret. Another series of classes for the Social Media Marketing Framework starts next week. You’re in luck.  If you want to join the road runner and his blue bird friends for 4 sessions of being social, contact Chief here.

Is it “Beep, beep” or “Tweet, tweet?”

Even Wile E. Coyote needs a little help when it comes to Social Media. Are you thinking it might be time to understand what this stuff is all about? You’re in luck. The next series of classes for the Social Media Marketing Framework starts this week. If you want to join Wile and his friends for 4 sessions of being social, contact Chief here.

Catching a Social Media Class and other 30 km/hr endeavors

What goes fast, eats snakes, and knows how to network?

YES!

You guessed it, the Social Media Bloggerfly’s cousin, the Roadrunner. Don’t take social media lessons from any old wily coyote. Our next series of Social Media Bloggerfly classes start this week! The series of weekly,  two hour classes run four consecutive weeks. With all four sessions you will develop a Twtter, Facebook, Linkedin,  and WordPress account. You will also tie all these together in a nifty, speedy, and focused system for broadcasting your marketing message into the new realm of social media. You will also link up your social media accounts into one tidy viewport with Tweetdeck. Email Chief if you would like to sign up.

Holy Betamax Batman, it’s a YouTu Bee!

                        SCENE

        The Bat Cave

Batman: “Yes Robin, Apis Videre, a highly intelligent, busy marketer that knows the value of a moving picture is worth a thousand words a thousand fold.”

Robin: “Sounds like a riddle to me.”

Batman:”Quite correct Robin, but don’t be fooled by his tricky nature.”

Robin:”What should we do Batman?”

Batman:”I’m afraid Robin, there is little we can do. This little stinger is just too much for our Bat brains to handle”

Robin:”The next thing you know he will be sporting QR codes on his wings!!”

Batman:”Robin! That’s it! Yes, you better load the QR scanner app into the Bat-phone. You very well have found our only chance…”

— TO BE CONTINUED —

      Cut to Announcer

Will Batman find courage to take on the YouTuBee?

Will Robin dig out his Betamax player?

Will the Bat-phone have enough memory?

FIND OUT in the next episode!

Well, you don’t have to wait for the next episode. The next YouTu Bee class will begin this Wednesday at 5:00pm at the Cyber Wigwam. If you are interested in adding YouTube to your social media marketing plan then this is the class for you. Email here to sign up.

Kato, Beware the Green Blogger! Let’s Roll.

“Sorry Boss. No need. The Social Media Bloggerfly has the bases covered.”

Imagine what the Green Hornet would be like in today’s Cyber publishing world! Well, you don’t have to. You and Britt can very easily become a social media bloggerfl!  The Green Hornet, alias Britt Reid, publisher of the Daily Sentinel, would today most probably fight injustice with his blog and other social media tools. Hmmm, Britt was last seen carousing in Egypt. The next series of classes for the Social Media Marketing Framework start March 16. You too can join the ranks of cyber crime fighters and learn the secrets of web publishing in four short, easy sessions. Classes meet for four consecutive weeks. Sign up today by emailing the Chief. Come learn what the 21st century Kato knows.  AND…  you don’t even have to know karate!

Holy Facebook, Batman, it’s a Social Media Bloggerfly!

The BATCOMPUTER has located the source of the Social Media Bloggerfly.  Lept Like A Blog has scheduled the popular, back by demand, class on Social Media Marketing for February.  Batman and Robin have signed up for the next series of classes at the Cyber-Wigwam.

“Holy Batcave, Batman, this is just like home”

So pack up your batbelt and batlaptop and head to the Cyber-Wigwam for a series of four sessions to get your Social Media Marketing compaign launched for 2011. In four short sessions you too can be a social media bloggerfly. Learn how to easily reach those potential clients out of the 1.8 billion users on the Internet.

“Holy Insects, Batman, there’s a Billion of ’em out there!!”

See how your social media tools can get people to know, like, and trust you while you sleeping or hanging out, upside down, in the cave!

Two, four session series start Wednesday, February 16:

 one from 9-11 am and

 one from 5-7pm.  Pick the time that works best for you.

 The remaining classes meet February 23, March 2, and March 9, 2011. Sign up today or request more information by batemail here. Or pick up the batphone and call Tom at 815-985-7075 and get registered.

YouTu be or Not tuBe?

That is the question.

Should you consider adding a YouTube channel to your marketing campaign? Here’s the Pro’s and Con’s.

PROs

  1. Increased Exposure. YouTube currently has 2 BILLION views per day. Even with a million to one odds that means you could reach a potential 2000 viewers.
  2. Picture’s worth a thousand words. If you have a 2 minute video with 30 frames per second that’s 3,600,000 words!
  3. Increasing audience. In the last 30 years the number of people watching the news and TV has dropped by 50%. What are they doing? They are on the Internet instead.

CONs

  1. Increased Exposure. If you really don’t want people to know about your business or what you do or how happy your customers are don’t bother to consider YouTube. Increasing the awareness of your product or service could only bring new potential customers.
  2. Picture’s worth a thousand words. Potential customers might actually understand what you do. You may not want them to.
  3. Increasing audience. You can spend your money on “traditional” advertising avenues like TV that has 50% of the audience it had 30 years ago. You can leverage, negatively, your advertising dollars to reach increasingly fewer customers. What a bargain!

The techs at the cyber wigwam have put together a new series of classes for 2011 that help introduce you to YouTube. And just like the Social Media marketing framework, Social Media Bloggerfly, you can now be a You Too Bee with a new 4-class series focused on YouTube. The new series of classes are scheduled to start in February, 2011. Stay tuned to a YouTube channel close to you!